Jurassic World

You kind of have to know the original Jurassic Park to have this movie resonate at all, and this film goes on the premise that it is the reopened theme park that used dinosaur DNA to bring them back to life and exploit them for human viewing. I don't know what made me think this movie might be good, but I was very wrong. I don't know how you could have a movie about dinosaurs running rampant and still have it not exciting, not frightening, not even interesting, and every character and plot line about the humans made absolutely no sense, which I guess was fair considering none of them seem to know their lines. Yes, they certainly looked like real dinosaurs on the screen to me, and yes, the comic relief character of Larry was fine, but really nothing else in this movie worked. The last time I saw a movie in theaters it also stared Chris Pratt but at least in Guardians of the Galaxy he was funny and interesting and the movie was pretty good, but here you had nothing. I'm almost positive there was one final scene after the credits, but I couldn't be bothered to wait around. What a shame; glad I only paid $5.