How long has it been since I reviewed an actual book? It seems all I do is read academic essays for work and comics for fun. And yet it is pure fun to engage in this classic novel of betrayal, intrigue, revenge, and romance(!). Edmond Dantes's life looks like it is going to be awesome. Still a teenager and he is captain of a boat and marries his beautiful love. Naturally all his "friends" betray him and he is sent to the dungeons of France during the restoration of the monarchy (it helps to know a little about Napoleon in French history). There he meets the seemingly insane Abbe Faria who tells him of an incredible treasure they could share should they escape. All Edmond can think about is how he would use the fortune to manipulate events to horrifically punish those who have stabbed him in the back. What a great story, but a long one and I'm not sure those who would be most thrilled by the tale have the patience to get through it all.