X-Mas Ideas: Help!

Need help once again with ideas for Xmas card. (Much of this is a re-post). Here's some of the current thoughts. Let me know if anything stands out as worthwhile. I'll be thinking up other ideas as well...(hopefully)...

In case you can't tell: Santa discovers fruit instead of the traditional milk and cookies. I like this one, but JoAnn thinks it would be funnier if he were happy to get fruit. (I don't know what is wrong with her.)


This one was planned for Bush, but it could easily be made into Obama. (It's the president with a lump of coal in his stocking.) I'd rather stay away from poltics per se, but if it works, it works.


I think this one is hysterical, but I'm afraid that the wrong people would get the wrong idea. So I won't be doing this one.


Similarly, I think this might be offensive to people. Plus I'm not sure about the wording. "Santa and his Christmas Cookies"


This one also plays on the idea of HOs, but I think it is unclear and likely offensive.


I like this one, but it is a bit depressing.


Another one designed for Bush, but easily re-tooled.