X-Mas Ideas: Help!

Need help once again with ideas for Xmas card. (Much of this is a re-post). Here's some of the current thoughts. Let me know if anything stands out as worthwhile. I'll be thinking up other ideas as well...(hopefully)...

In case you can't tell: Santa discovers fruit instead of the traditional milk and cookies. I like this one, but JoAnn thinks it would be funnier if he were happy to get fruit. (I don't know what is wrong with her.)

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This one was planned for Bush, but it could easily be made into Obama. (It's the president with a lump of coal in his stocking.) I'd rather stay away from poltics per se, but if it works, it works.

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I think this one is hysterical, but I'm afraid that the wrong people would get the wrong idea. So I won't be doing this one.

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Similarly, I think this might be offensive to people. Plus I'm not sure about the wording. "Santa and his Christmas Cookies"

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This one also plays on the idea of HOs, but I think it is unclear and likely offensive.

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I like this one, but it is a bit depressing.

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Another one designed for Bush, but easily re-tooled.