Okay, so this version is closer to what I'm thinking. All the same questions apply. Again, any specific help you can provide will be appreciated. For example, I had completely forgotten that we wanted to be able to mail this thing. So that has been fixed. (Thanks, Mark!)
Let me know if there are specific comics or wording you want to use.
I'm still thinking about the cover. I think it should be at least a couple of panels to show comicy-ness.