Late B-Day Party

I and twenty-five others somehow managed to fit into the back room of Perdition (the bar in NYC between 48-49th street, not the afterlife between Heaven and Hell) the other night to celebrate the greatest person ever: me. OK maybe he isn't the greatest, but I have known him all my life and he's a good guy (read: Geek!). To all who made it, thanks for coming, I hope you had as good a time as I, and that you got home sooner than the ten hours before I did. Those that missed it, you suck and should be destroyed but I love you all anyway (I'm just not IN love with you all).