Skrull Kill Krew – Grant Morrison and Mark Millar

The two authors were probably stoned and while eating burgers to fight the munchies started talking about Mad Cow disease and one of them brought up those shape changing alien Skrulls that were forced to become cows after fighting the Fantastic Four. “Imagine the disease you’d get from those burgers,” one said and soon Marvel was suckered into paying them to write a stupid story about how a bunch of diverse people (yet were all punk) got powers to rival the Super Skrull’s by eating tainted meat and grouping together to go on a series of killing sprees. If Secret Invasion is half as bad, run!