Small Victories Against Little Foes

I celebrated Good Friday/Purim by going to the hospital and having an endoscopy. The results we ok, a lot of irritation, but no bleeding ulcers punching through my stomach as what happened two years ago and thus causing this precautionary measure. Since I was in the best shape of my life when the problem arose, my new, self-destructive lifestyle is obviously the way to get healthy. I’m also happy to report that my seemingly never-ending quest to destroy those damn mites that had once infested all my houseplants is going well. Pesticides did nothing but poison my apartment and the key was to add a little rubbing alcohol in with the water I gave them (I suppose mites can’t hold their booze).