Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Oh thank goodness, I thought we would have to deal with only one crappy Pirates of the Caribbean movie. The awesome Johnny Depp as the awesome Jack Sparrow returns to attempt to finagle his way out of giving up his soul to the Cthulhu-esq Davy Jones (of the locker fame). I won’t bother going into any other aspect of the movie as I just covered all the worth while parts and don’t feel like vomiting, oh, but wait, did I mention that this film was simply a set-up for part three? Hooray!