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The armed forces have recently been failing to meet recruitment goals. It could be because they've been told to stop using illegal recruiting methods. Or maybe it's because there's a freaking war going on. In any case, in order to meet their recruitment numbers, they've not only lowered their goals, they've lowered their standards. Truly.

Of course, as this cartoon shows, some things haven't changed.